搞笑的英语句子大全,搞笑的英语句子

搞笑的英语句子大全

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Lookig for a good laugh? Here are some hilarious Eglish seeces ha will surely ickle your fuy boe!

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1. Puy Pus

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Why could' he bicycle sad up by iself? I was wo ired!

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I used o play piao by ear, bu ow I use my hads.

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2. Silly Similes

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He's as uy as a fruicake.

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She's as brigh as a buo.

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3. Wiy Wordplay

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I old my wife she should embrace her misakes. She gave me a hug.

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Why do' scieiss rus aoms? Because hey make up everyhig!

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4. Ridiculous Riddles

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Wha do you call a fake oodle? A impasa!

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Why did he scarecrow wi a award? Because he was ousadig i his field!

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These fuy Eglish seeces are perfec for sharig wih frieds or usig o lighe he mood. Remember, laugher is he bes medicie!"。