他长得很壮,很高,皮肤很白,眼睛里总闪烁着智慧的光。他时常把周围的人逗得哈哈大笑,可他有点小调皮,所以有时没人想理他,这时,他就会装作若无其事的样子,然后突然来一个很滑稽的动作,他就是我的同桌――刘秋雨。
有次,他上课讲小话被老师发现了,老师一拍桌子,眼睛直直地瞪着他,大吼道:“滚!”我们都知道一个字的命令最可怕,可他竟走上讲台,当着老师的面在地上打滚,逗得全班哈哈大笑。还有一次上课时,他突然大吼一声,老师上去就是一巴掌,可他居然挠挠头笑着大声说:“老师还是很喜欢我的,因为老师打我时是高高举起,轻轻落下的。”听完这话,老师不但不再生气了,而且还被他逗笑了,老师说:“你应该把这个写进作文你才好!”
这样一个的“小恶魔”也有闪光的一面。以往他的垒球项目是破了全校纪录的。这次不巧,他右手骨折了,却还想为班级争得荣誉,自告奋勇的报名垒球,老师和同学劝他这次休养好,以后有机会为班级争光,可他这头“小倔驴”冲上讲台,拿起笔在报名表上一边签著名,一边自信满满地说:“男子汉一言既出八马难追,四匹马太弱了,哈哈哈,我右手伤了,还有无敌左手,我一定能再破纪录。”参赛前,他小试牛刀,左手拿起垒球奋力一投,糟糕,投偏了,脸刷的一下白了,老师劝他不要太为难了,他不理会,默默地在一旁练习,再次上场时,他冲那些担心他的同学们高呼道:“放心啊,我一定会赢的!你们就当吃瓜群众就好了!”他再次上赛场,左手捡起球,掂量了掂量,抡起了胳膊,拼命一投,咻,一条完美的弧线,球落在了遥远的纪录线以外,他兴奋地跳起来,欢呼道:“耶耶耶!我是谁?!天下无敌!”他再次拿到了全校垒球第一名,领奖牌后,他亲吻了奖牌,调皮地说:“这是真金吗?”说完一口咬下去,“哎呦喂,这硬,宝宝的牙呀,还不如一块金币巧克力!”拎着奖牌往天上一抛,奖牌就没有再掉下来,“What,什么情况?我的奖牌呢?”仰着头看着树上高高挂着的奖牌,他灵机一动,脱下鞋子再次一投,鞋子和奖牌从天纷纷落下,他左躲右闪,逗得同学哈哈大笑,同学们欢呼道:“你真牛,说到做到!”
他的幽默给我们带来了欢声笑语,即使对待严厉的老师他也念念不忘老师对他的好,他的顽皮透着机智,相信他想好就会变得更好!
他,是一个挺优秀的人。浓眉大眼睛,高鼻梁,小嘴巴,一眼镜儿。你说他长得挺标致的一个人吧,唯一不足的就是,他很胖,又一脸的痣。我们还经常打趣地说:“方祥瑞,你一脸的痣是谁给你点上去的啊?不会是老天爷看你太胖,在你脸上涂涂沫沫吧!”每说到这,他都会无可奈何地摇摇头,苦笑几声。没错,他就是我的同桌――方祥瑞。
方祥瑞学习啊什么的都挺好,可唯一有两点让我这个做同桌的无法忍受。一、有健忘症,二、憨厚。
记得有一次,是刚开学,也就是前不久发生的事。我发现方祥瑞的文具盒多了几支笔,于是我翻了一下他的笔袋,才发现他还买了不少文具,有中性笔、自动铅笔、笔芯、钢笔、削笔刀。可问题来了,方祥瑞本来并没有削的铅笔,还买个削笔刀干啥?他还给我说,他本来要买可擦笔的,却买成了修正液。他还自己说:“啊!我真是老了!”方祥瑞啊!你可长点儿心吧!
还有一次,他还因为太憨厚吃了一个大亏。同班的男生一同联手来捉弄方祥瑞,他们把方祥瑞的习题给藏了起来,他们简直做到了神不知鬼不觉,方祥瑞连怀疑都来不及,但其实他早已把习题做了。第二天一早,一个男同学问他,方祥瑞憨厚地说,做了!可老师来收的时候,他怎么找也找不到了,于是老师惩罚了方祥瑞。结果到最后,方祥瑞才知道是那几个男生在捣鬼。
方祥瑞的憨厚不只表现在这一点上,上课也是如此。一次上语文课,老师给我们讲一篇课文,可能因为老师想讲完,所以一直讲到下课铃响了还在讲!于是,老师就迟迟没有下课。可看到我们上课无精打采的样子,老师又生气又想快点下课,于是问了一句:“下课了吗?”很多同学都知道老师是因为受不了我们的样子,才问出这个问题的。许多同学也在很小声地回答:“没有”,却只有方祥瑞很纯朴地喊:“对啊!”好多同学都笑了,连老师都笑了。之后,这个梗也经常被我们提起,方祥瑞还表现出一副无辜又无奈的样子!
方祥瑞就是这么一个有趣的人!
下午的阳光翩然落下,像块轻纱披在楼下一群欢腾的孩子身上。看着那群欢乐的身影,我又想起了他。
也是这样的一个下午,洪一柳被一群人簇拥在中间。他把大衣一抖,抬脚踏在凳子上,竖起大拇指,雄赳赳、气昂昂,怪声怪气吐出一串奇怪的音符:“俺可是当年称霸_的雾弥漫来古……”再看他那一本正经的样子,周围的同志早已撑不住了:那个笑得左右摇晃;这个笑得快岔了气,肚皮一鼓一鼓的,活像生气的青蛙;还有人笑得似乎生活不能自理,喷突出一大口口水,给对面同样笑到肚子痛的仁兄来了个自助式淋浴……
在一阵狂笑如海水般退去之后,有人笑问:“同志,你上辈子是小丑吧?真实天生的笑星呀!”
洪一柳立刻摆出一幅受宠若惊的样子,眼睛瞪得溜圆,眼珠子乱转,嘴巴简直能塞下一个鸡蛋!随机又变成一幅自恋的表情,双手变成八字,撑住下巴,傻乎乎地笑着。
这种样子逗不笑人就怪了。教室里立马掀起二次笑意狂潮。不过三秒,就有人笑得四仰八叉,几乎瘫痪了。然而在其他人狂笑不已的时候,洪一柳仍然如一位天真的小孩摆出一副懵懂样。
人群渐渐散去,我打算跟洪一柳一较高低。在我看来,他不过卖弄了些许雕虫小技罢了。我倒要看看,所谓的逗笑大王,在我这个笑点超高的人面前,还能否保住江湖泪珠的宝座!
我和他定下规则,互相讲笑话,谁先笑,谁输!
洪一柳先发制人,讲了一个笑话。我不动神色,心想:没想到,你洪一柳就这点本是呀,呵呵!我随口编了个段子,嗲声嗲气地讲了出来。哎呦,洪一柳竟也面无表情,看来他是个冷面杀手。啊,棋逢对手哟!
紧接着,洪一柳又讲了个笑话,我仍然僵硬了面部肌肉,但是……等等,他眼睛怎么一只闭,一直睁?“扑”的一声,我竟然憋不住笑了。
暑假,我俨然成了宅男。真怀念那个给我带来无比欢乐的人――洪一柳呀。
Soon, has come to the last day of August, god is extra generous laugh, July and August summer vacation is monthly, so compared to the January 30 days, we have two more days. Even though there are so many days, it is like a small fish in the stream of time, like a small fish that is swallowed by the open jaws of a shark. Our holiday life, end like this, so die in rolling rushes on the years in the army, so inevitable, infinite sadness, nostalgia, delicious to come to an end.
Beat the words, spit on the water, talk about the summer vacation, and pay for it in this way.
End your final days of frenzied review and you can enjoy the slow pace of your late life. Make a little adjustment of a few days, then the family general mobilization, completes the strategy, carry bags, to the motherland great rivers, footprints all over the country, the sea beach is the most attractive, walking or climbing a mountain hiking, langfang village... For a while, WeChat friends were photographed by the travel photo refresh. The summer holiday travel, which is every household, must be carried out every year. Because of the travel, the summer vacation is especially worth looking forward to, because there is travel, the other big project of the summer vacation is set up -- summer training class. The taste of summer vacation is sweet.
Of course, there is a “bittersweet” summer vacation. What if parents are too busy to take care of their children? They can't be tied to their waist all the time, so they entrust their children to a summer training class. Under the good, the children can continue to learn, don't waste studies, the key is not holding the computer and TV all day long, and can make the body concentrate their work. Summer vacation is the first day of every training class. Parents liberated, training full, but most are not willing to all children, just from school of tension studies, have not yet begun to enjoy free and comfortable holiday, entered again into the other cage, passive learning. Spoke perhaps may hold their own personal subjective opinion is too strong, the children may also be very happy to learn to learn all the time, because they had already adapted to this way of life this summer vacation mode. So summer vacation come with Chinese characteristics, and various training classes, art, science, skills, drive the parents joyfully, children learn without complaint. The taste of summer vacation is salty.
她,有着一双小小的眼睛,她还喜欢把眼睛眯缝起来,就显得这双小眼睛更小了,她的脸上总是带着微笑,让人感到很亲切。虽然她样子长得不怎么有趣,但她的确是个有趣的人。
在她的嘴里,经常会蹦出一些谜语让我们猜,当我们冥思苦想的时候,她总是会说出答案,常常让我们不知所措。比如有一次,她问我们红豆的儿子是谁?我绞尽脑汁,长出了黄豆、绿豆黑豆、大豆、可可豆甚至还有青春痘这些答案。但是她却说出了与我脑海中不相称的答案——南国,因为“红豆生南国”嘛,我这才恍然大悟,恨不得敲一敲我这个榆木脑袋。
因为她是语文课代表,但是她在收作业的时候,叫她名字都没反应,要拍她几下后背她才会慢吞吞的转过头来,取走作业,到了整理作业的时候,就像吃了_一样灵活,全然没有刚才慢半拍的样子。
她参加的是学校鼓号队。有一次,她向我们抱怨说:“鼓号队的老师都疯了,早上中午下午都要排练,可悲啊!”看,连语文课代表都学会抱怨了。
有时候,她也会“狗血”一番。就是每天中午她自己吃完饭,就帮张璐尔喂饭,这么“狗血”的一幕看得我饭也吃不下了。有一天,我看见她不帮张璐尔喂饭了,就笑着问她:“你今天你怎么不“狗血”了呢?”她回答道:“今天我有事,没工夫狗血”你说她逗不逗?真逗!
我们学校的餐厅里有许多餐厅师傅,就连管过我的餐厅师傅我都不知道,叫什么名字,我觉得这一次的餐厅师傅对我们最好。
我只知道餐厅师傅姓裴。裴师傅的头发,长长的,耳朵根底下还有一颗志。裴师傅总想让我们多吃一点,就对我们说,馒头是面包;咸菜是牛肉条……有的时候,我们吃的菜很少。裴师傅就对我们说:“你们如果把这些菜吃完,下一次,我就给你们盛一些很好吃的菜。”我们一听不一会儿,盆子的菜就被我们一扫而光。我总觉得餐厅师傅可能是在骗我们的,想让我们多吃一点儿菜。可是,在我进餐厅的时候,我发现了我们餐桌上真的有一大盆与别的餐桌与众不同的菜。我们看见了,吃了很多很多,肚子都大大的。别的餐桌上的人都过来要我们餐桌上的菜。
裴师傅还是一个很有趣的人,有的时候,他就会对我们说:“请用善。”我感受到了餐厅师傅非常爱我们,在吃饭的时候。裴师傅就会把一些我们不喜欢吃的菜,都换一个名字,让我们多吃一点儿。有的时候,在吃饭的时候,我们就会听见裴师傅一边给我们盛菜一边唱着弟子规,有人说裴师傅很喜欢唱弟子规。老师却对我们说,裴师傅是在吃饭的时候唱弟子规来教育我们。
裴师傅还很关心我们,记得有一次,我们正在吃饭。我们餐桌上还有很多菜。裴师傅为了让我们吃好,自己一个人把我们餐桌上的菜都分完了。
这就是我们的裴师傅。
College students of the first summer vacation, of course, is the first time I experienced social practice. For a college student, is a challenge to the performance. So I decided to embark on the road of social practice. Want to experience social practice through their own hands to further understand the community, in practice, increase knowledge, exercise their talents, develop their own toughness; want to practice through social practice, to find their own deficiencies and gaps.
I am in the supermarket's working life, I also understand a lot: in the daily work of higher-level oppression, blame subordinates is inevitable, although the fact that, but it also gave me a valuable makes me understand When someone else is criticizing you or you listen to the opinions of others, be sure to be peace of mind, only to show that you are listening to him with criticism is uncomfortable, but also clearly that you are sincerely accept their criticism. So that we can learn from the lessons of failure and pave the way for future want to learn where to fall from where to get up, this is what we should do.
I also learned from the work of interpersonal and interpersonal skills in the interpersonal relationship, I can see their own value, people are often very persistent, but if you only ask hard do not ask the harvest, Then you will be given to a lot of friends. Treat friends, must not be preoccupied, can not force each other to pay the truth with you, to know to give more fun than to get any matter, have the initiative and enthusiasm , Have confidence in success, to learn to communicate with people around, care for others, support others.
But this time, we can understand the hard work of the work, but also in the workplace, but the work of the hard work, but also in the workplace, The experience of the willpower, while the accumulation of some social experience and work experience. These experiences is nothing more than we have “intangible assets”, really to a critical moment, their role is addition to learning books, but also need to participate in social practice By attending some practical activities to consolidate the theory of learning, the growth of some books can not learn the knowledge of the production of knowledge into a real ability to rely on practical experience and exercise.
我是一个有趣的人,早上醒来先用脚一蹬,如果是双休日,就说:“今天还上课,那是不可能的。”上午如果作业全做完了,就会说一声:“我解放了。”中午,如果爸爸回来了,他就会和我对暗号,爸爸说:“同志们好。”我就说:“没吃饱。”如果爸爸来接我了,我说:“同志们辛苦了。”爸爸就会说:“工资太少。”
有一晚,我在外婆家,本来应该在屋子里看看书,看看电视的,可是因为停电,我们只能把椅子搬到屋前的长廊上,坐着数星星。可是天公不作美,我们数到一半,忽然来了一道闪电,接着一阵隆隆声,打破了宁静的夜空,星星一下子全被吓跑了。唉,算了算了,点支蜡烛就行了吧,可没过几分钟,一阵大风吹来,蜡烛熄灭了。风太大了,蜡烛也不能点了,我们只好进屋,点上蜡烛。我对妹妹说:“我们来玩编歌的游戏好不好?”妹妹点点头。我先来编,我用小星星的曲子加上天灵灵、地灵灵、再来一个冰淇淋的词唱起来,我边唱边做一些跳跃踢脚的动作,唱完以后,摆起一个举手的姿势。这时妹妹已经笑得直不起腰。然后她也学我的样又唱又跳起来。外公怕我们把蚊香踢翻,就叫我们别玩了。我和妹妹合计再想一个游戏,经过讨论,我们打算玩一次胆量游戏,:看谁先走出房门。可我俩都是胆小的人,最后谁也没敢踏出房门半步,直到外婆叫我们睡觉了,我们才“克服心理障碍”冲出门外。
我们班有个有趣的同学,他叫唐永亮,他时常做出令我们捧腹大笑的事。 唐永亮的个子又瘦又矮,象个小木桩,他的眼睛又黑又亮,一看就知道他机灵过人,一肚子的鬼主意。他自称为搞笑巨星、算死亮亮。 有一次,我和几个同学在操场上玩,忽然只听见一声:冯馨雨,受死吧!我还没回过神来,算死亮亮已经朝我迅速地冲了过来。顿时,我醒悟了过来,等到他快要撞到我的一刹那,我突然像西班牙斗牛士一样往旁边一侧身,而他呢,就像那头笨笨的牛来不及刹闸,猛的一下字就摔在了地上,满身的泥土狼狈极了!全场的.人都哈哈大笑,我高兴得合不拢嘴,算死亮亮也笑得在地上直打滚。 还有一次,搞笑巨星跑到学校的绿色长廊去玩,他看见紫藤的枝叶垂落在地上形成了一个秋千,他立刻就坐了上去,脚还不停地晃来晃去,脸上露出得意的微笑,好像在说:你们看,我多会享受!正当他神气扬扬地向我们炫耀时,那个天然秋千忽然断了,他一下摔了个四脚朝天,刚才那股神气劲一下子消失得无影无踪,样子十分滑稽。唐永亮啊唐永亮,你给我们带来了多少欢乐啊!
漂亮的皮囊,有时相似,有趣的灵魂永远三岁。你得在琐碎平淡的生活中,去找到并且靠近这些有趣的灵魂。即便是模仿,我们的生命也开始变得有滋有味。
我的外婆爱时髦,她不太喜欢老大妈穿的衣服花花绿绿的,而喜欢小年轻的衣服,比如,小白裙呀,西装短裤呀!外婆喜欢网购,只要你翻一翻她逛的“唯品会”的浏览记录,你会惊讶地发现:外婆搜的都是“奔跑吧”“南歌”我的天!明星同款啊!而且都是限时秒杀,可见外婆不仅爱时髦但是很省钱而且还追剧呢!
还有时髦的一点,我一直认为外婆养凤仙花和其他花草只是为了充实自己的兴趣,但我没有想到外婆居然是用来染指甲的。她把花瓣中加入适量的明矾一起捣碎,还告诉我,加入的明矾过多会变黑,然后加入几滴白醋,以起到消炎的作用并且会使眼色更持久。我的外婆真是博学多才啊,我看着她将指甲用毛糙的东西去掉指甲表面杂质最后用干净的叶子包了3到4个小时,这橙橙的色泽也太吸引了吧!当我恳求外婆帮我做一做指甲时,却谦虚的说:“哎,我的'技术不好呀,你可以去专业人员那儿去做一做,”过了几秒,突然瞪起眼睛说:“不行!你现在学习时期怎么可以想时髦呢?而且美甲有害健康呀!”外婆你怎么这样严格呀,我心里嘀咕道。
最后外婆的一个特点就是童心未泯,上次我们一家去迪士尼玩,没想到她比我还积极,各个项目玩过去,害的我们都赶不上她了。当我们气喘吁吁时,外婆却拉着我的手兴高采烈的说:“我们去玩极速光轮吧”“救命呀,我恐高!”
可见,我外婆还是一个职业老顽童,祝愿我们有趣的灵魂永远只有三岁。我喜欢外婆,喜欢外婆身上那种持续不断迸发的生命力,那种她随时都会说出的“来,跟我走!”的力量!
“哈哈哈,太搞笑了,我眼泪都出来了,啊哈哈哈!”赵宁捂着肚子,张着嘴,爆发出如雷的笑声……
那是一节数学课,不知为何,课才上了大约20分钟,老师便急匆匆地走了,临走之前只留下一句:“这节课上自习!”顿时,兴奋劲儿在脑中无限转着圈,一直听到那令人兴奋的话语“这节课上自习。”“这节课上自习。”我想着怎样愉快地度过这宝贵的半节课,正准备与刘桉源“谈天说地”时,突见班长严肃地站在讲台上,宛如我们的数学老师,没办法,师命难违。
大约只有几分钟吧,班里最活跃的“犯罪分子”――包小俊坐不住了,扭来扭去,十分不安分,东张西望,想入非非。班长见了,眉毛挤在一起,双手背着,仿佛严肃的法官,说:“咳咳,某个‘泥鳅’在下面十分活跃嘛!我们将他请入我们尊贵的贵宾席,给我们表演一下,请这位‘泥鳅’自觉上台。”我们做着作业,努力忍着,可是,不知哪个活宝笑出了声,这像一根导火线,顿时,全部都将笑声释放出来。当然,样子也是“八仙过海――各显神通”。瞧,那个小张同学,一看就是“文艺青年”,抿着嘴,“肉笑皮不笑”。当然了,这也成了一个鲜明的对比,班里的“大汉”杜王俊咧着一张“血盆大口”,肆无忌惮地狂笑着,那笑声,可谓是“惊天动地”,整个教室都有一点“地动山摇”的感觉。
班长看不下去了,把书一卷,清了清嗓子,挺了挺腰板,仿佛在参加一次重要的演讲:“同学们,同学们,请安静下来,听完我讲的话,我们现在是上课,等下课了,我们的‘炸弹’再去走廊里释放行吗?不要把教室轰得掀起了顶,要知道,我们这幢楼贵着呢!”听了他的话,我们非但没有减下分贝值,反而提高了很多。他显然很着急,皱着眉头,唉声叹气,来回踱步,突然,眼前一亮,出去了。笨蛋都知道,他去找老师了,嘴里不停地嘀咕着什么,我们立刻安静了下来……
只要在学校遇见了他这个“开心果”,保你能笑上个半天!
This summer vacation is different. Had a holiday, not only the cousin and cousin are also put summer vacation, cousin and my cousin to come to my house to stay, I took part in the swimming interest class, I tell you, this year's summer vacation, I had a very, very happy.
You don't know! One day, two classmates to call me out, is to do a survey of the city's people's fitness, is to investigate people's activity time and activity project, the three of us after good task allocation, started! Small qi and xiaoyue together responsible for ask passers-by, I courage small, afraid to ask, is responsible for them to hear words written four list, four respectively: 7 to 15, 16 to 28, 29 to 50 years old and 51 to 80 years of the four tables, they call a kind old woman, gently said: “grandma, what's your activity time is how long? What events?” The old woman listened to them, and answered them in detail, and I wrote them in a piece of paper. In this way, the three of us kept asking about the middle of the day, and there were about 80 people in each of the four, and there were 20 people each. I went back to her own home. Hee hee! This is a homework assignment for the teacher!
Another day, cousin and her classmates took me out to play together, we took a taxi, wanted to go to KFC to eat and drink, and to people in there, in line to the road, from the inside me! To be on the way home, sister bought some toys for me, when I returned home, unexpectedly, aunt she came, the whole family but also bought a lot of fruit, I like aunt's two children call my sister and I together with them, I just come up, some tired, so I didn't go with them. Of course, there was something interesting about them, I don't know, there's only me and my cousin in the house! Cousin this goes to turn on the computer, the Internet. I ran to the living room, turned on the TV and watched my favorite series, “watch the meteor shower”. Later, after aunt the family left, the home only grandma, sister, brother and me and my cousin, but after a while, mother also bought a lot of fruit, the whole family laughing broken belly, hee hee! I think, now, the fruit of the home is not afraid to eat, just fear not to finish!
一个圆溜溜的大脑袋,一双常常眯成缝的小眼睛,一对“招风耳”,再凑上一个大鼻子。这是谁呀?嘿,这就是我往日的同桌――吴佳锴。
吴佳锴是我三年级时的同桌。他胖乎乎的,但似乎全身上下都流露出一种开朗、乐观的精神。他的成绩不太好,每次考试都得不到什么好成绩。可是,他并不因此而放弃希望。我们常常在试卷发下后看见他手里拿着只考了八十、九十多分的试卷,咧开大嘴朝我们笑:“嘿嘿,没关系,下次再努力嘛!”这时,大家被他的精神所感染,我们都能够面对着分数糟糕的试卷却不愁眉苦脸,而是露出自信的笑容:“下次再努力吧!”果然,第二次考试,我们都拿到了不错的成绩。这可都归功于吴佳锴啊!所以,我给了他一个绰号:“开心果”。这并非虚名,他可是个名副其实的“开心果”呀!吴佳锴经常给我们讲笑话。虽然笑话早已过时了,可是他那绘声绘色的讲述还是常常逗得我们捧腹大笑。多有趣的人啊!所以,他走到哪里,哪里就有笑声。
吴佳锴在风趣的一面背后也有贪吃的一面。他总趁下课时间到校门口的杂货店买东西吃,也许,这就是他胖的原因吧!不过,他有一次把这毛病带到了课堂上来,可闹出了不少笑话。
那是一节科学课,老师要我们做小苏打溶解的实验。后面的同学带来了小苏打粉,我则带来了醋。吴佳锴一看见这两样实验品,一把就抢了过来,还叫着:“让我尝尝小苏打!让我尝尝醋!”他用小勺子盛了满满一勺小苏打粉,看也不看便径直倒进嘴里。咽下去之后,他咂咂嘴巴,闭上眼睛,一副享受的样子:“嗯,味道好极了!”我们看着他,不禁相视而笑。
实验开始了,我盛了一勺小苏打粉倒进醋中。白色的粉末一遇到醋就“滋啦”一声溶解了,化作许多泡沫,源源不断地从装醋的器皿中冒了出来。吴佳锴一见这景象,“呼”地从椅子上跳起来,瞪大了眼睛大声嚷道:“老师!我们组造出了七喜和雪碧!”这一叫可不得了,全班同学哄堂大笑,这时下课铃也刚好响了,结果,这一节课就在我们的笑声中这样结束了。我则笑得眼泪都流出来了。
虽然吴佳锴现在已经转学了,但每当回想起来,我就难以忘怀以往的快乐时光。
我们班的王耀乐同学是个非常有趣的人。
他是个男生,经常会说一些笑话给我们听。因为上课也经常讲笑话,所以他很不受老师待见,老惹老师生气。有一次数学老师说:“一五二点五读作什么啊?”王耀乐不假思索地说:“独坐敬亭山!”这不是星爷的无厘头搞笑么?结果把我们全班笑得肚子疼。老师生气地说:“王耀乐你再说一遍,我就告诉你爸妈。”但老师越讲他越不听,还继续给我们讲笑话。
下课的时候,王耀乐也很搞笑,经常跳来跳去,然后一个劲地说:“我就是森林王!”样子可爱极了。
这个人就是这样,我们笑得越开心,他讲得越来劲。如果我们不笑了,他就会努力给我们找乐子,来逗我们,真是班上当之无愧的“开心果”啊!
王耀乐的学习成绩,时好时不好,最差60多分,最高90多分。虽然在课堂上不认真,只会讲笑话,但他在家却认真得很,会把老师讲的题目和内容都复习一遍,所以他成绩才不会差。
这就是我们的王耀乐,一个有趣的人,一个让你哭笑不得的人。
Although this summer I have to make up classes, very tired and hard, but I was very happy, because during the class, there is a very humorous teacher to teach us politics, amused us very happy, there is a gentle chemistry teacher to teach We are very happy, so I am very happy, in the Internet, you can know so many good sister and good sister, usually, when I am not happy, Xiao's sister often comfort me, I have difficulties, you will help I, you write every article has your support, really thank you, you are really good good kindness. I like you and you are very comfortable and very happy,
This summer, I have a great harvest. Is the happiest summer vacation. Thank you very much, and soon to start school, so reluctant to you, hope that the next summer can be with you.
After school, I can not often come to Lotus to see you, but I will always remember you, will silently bless you.
Finally, hope that our friendship forever, and wish everyone, in a new semester, a new start, learning, physical health, all the best, always happy.
她,有着一个胖胖的身体,就连手也是胖乎乎的。她,本人认为其实是很有趣的。她,就是我的同桌――沈妤斐。
沈妤斐曾被我和我的密友称之为“三圆”。何为“三圆”呢?且听我慢慢道来,“三圆”的意思就是说:她的头,是圆的,身体,又认识圆的,就连手也差不多是圆的,注意,不是真的像圆圈一样圆,不然她就是外星人了。
她的声音可谓是千变万化的,当她座位后面的那个人对她喊道:“沈胖子,上前去点。”随后,她就稍带些发嗲的声音回道:“不要嘛。”如果你在现场的话,我相信,你会有种想吐的欲动。如果你踩到她的脚、用她的东西或打到她,你可以绝对的放心你的生命安全,因为她只会拿她的仿男音来吓吓你。当你遭到她的拳击时,你是不会感觉到疼的,因为,她那圆圆的手打下去,毫无杀伤力,同时,你会觉得她在帮你捶背。
这么一个有趣的人,你是不是很想认识她呢?
我们家有一个有趣的人,那就是我的爸爸。
我的爸爸长着一个帅气的脸,月牙似的眉毛下长着一双乌黑闪亮的眼睛,他的鼻子圆圆的,直直的,给我的感觉真是英俊极了。她还有一个不大不小的嘴巴,吃起饭来狼吞虎咽,不过我的爸爸很有趣。
今年世界杯的时候,我的爸爸每天晚上半夜爬起来看球,决赛那天,爸爸非常兴奋,还没到开始时间,爸爸就打开了电视,双眼紧盯着屏幕,嘴里还不停的唠叨:“我的球员快出现吧!”比赛终于开始了,一开始球员踢进了一个球,爸爸看见了就激动的跳起来大叫:“老婆进球了”可一不小心,一脚踩空摔下了床,把我和妈妈都吵醒了,看到这个场面,我们真是哭笑不得!可我也不想睡觉了,想和爸爸一起看球,看到紧张的时候,我和爸爸一起喊;“好球,好球”爸爸也在边上紧张的抱着枕头。正在这时,爸爸又大叫起来;“臭球!一个十足乌龙球,”可刚过了一会,又兴奋的叫道:“好球”我被他吓了一大跳,可是当我转过头一看,爸爸人又不见了。啊!原来他又掉下床去了!
这就是我的爸爸――一个十分有趣的人!
Interesting summer vacation in the blink of an eye, and those summer fun like that passion. Unrestrained guitar sound, make me unforgettable.
That day, I am idle bored, suddenly remembered my mother to buy my new guitar, I whim, holding a guitar, watching the music, but how can not play the music on the music. At that time I was on the fire, thought: I do not believe that I can not play the sound. Then I look at the front, I read twice, or do not know how to play. Then I do not see that book, I put the computer in the QQ music to open, follow me to forget my realm of the bomb
I feel better than reading a book. Later, I played better and better, like in the beautiful rhyme, the free roaming.
This wonderful guitar sound, still still echoed in my ear.
我们家有个可爱的“小圆球”,他就是我的表弟。他有一个西瓜般大的脑袋,一双小小的眼睛,再加上一个塌塌的鼻子就凑成了一位活泼可爱的小男孩。
我的表弟小名叫琛琛,他是一位大名鼎鼎的“大肚王”。他一天吃下的东西比我还多,除了一日三餐,他会时时刻刻找零食来补充能量:什么饼干、葡萄、西瓜、酸奶……都是他的美味。坐在餐桌旁他照样将午饭、晚饭吃的津津有味。我觉得他的肚子似乎可以无限膨胀,只要在他面前摆上美食。瞧,他总是挺着一个大大的肚子,哈哈,像个大皮球。
他不但是个大肚王,同时也是个缠人怪。为什么这么叫他呢?因为他总是缠着我不放,我走到哪他就跟到哪,像我的影子一样。有一次中午睡醒正准备去图书馆看书,可碰巧琛琛也醒了,就缠着我要一起去。去其他地方还可以,图书馆可不能带他去。我只好骗他,“姐姐去楼下拿报纸,一会就回来。”“好呀”他很容易就相信了。我回家的时候他还竟然问我:“姐姐,你拿报纸要好长时间呀。”我无语,不知如何应答。
其实琛琛是把我当成他最好的朋友,总是缠着我一起做游戏,缠着我给他讲故事。我也很喜欢和小弟弟一起玩,他是那么的调皮可爱。
一个有趣的人英语作文
Jack is in primary school now. He is very active in the class and everyone like him. Jack likes to read a lot of books, so he knows many things. When we have problems in study, he can help us to solve them. We are so thankful to him and make up our minds to learn from him. In all, he is such a funny person.
杰克现在在上小学,他在班上很活跃,大家都喜欢他。杰克喜欢读很多书,所以他知道很多事情。当我们在学习上遇到问题时,他可以帮助我们解决这些问题。我们很感谢他,下定决心要向他学习。总之,他是一个有趣的人。
I can see my beloved teacher and my dear classmates! I have not seen my classmates and teachers for a long time.
In this happy summer vacation, I also learned a lot of things! Look! I began to learn the piano, that piano keys Yeah, more expensive than the electric piano keys! Hee hee hee! But I practice every day, slowly Finger also has the power; I also learned the computer Oh! See! In my blog and QQ space has been able to write a log and fairy tale miles!
In this happy summer vacation, I also read a lot of books! I saw can tell us a lot of reason “Aesop's fables”; Huang Beijia aunt wrote portrait novel “kiss my mother”, “I fly” “You are my baby”; there is a set of my most admired Yang Hongying aunt wrote fairy tale “laugh cat diary” series. I also read a lot of books I like in the bookstore!
In this happy summer vacation, I also learned to do the fragrant bread, steamed egg custardin the process of making bread is always a steady stream of my mother and I heard the laughter; but the happiest time or my mother Change the role of the day. Every two days, I am hard at home doing my housekeeping can live, my mother was in the side “enjoy”Oh, think of this happy time, I wanted to laugh!
Summer vacation will be over, in this happy summer vacation, both the harvest of knowledge, but also the joy of labor, but also harvest the happiness of love !!!
一个有趣的梦英语作文
An Interesting Dream
Last night, I had an interesting dream. In the dream I accidentally got a magic pen with which I could write beautiful Chinese characters. Then I took part in a calligraphy competition.
With the help of the pen I got the first place. I became famous soon and a lot of people came to beg me for some characters. I felt very proud of myself. But when I picked the pen up and wrote down a character, I found it very ugly.
The pen no longer had magic. I was frightened into cold sweat. Seeing this, people understood what was happening. They all laughed at me and said that I was a cheat. I tried to find some place to hide but couldn't find any.
Then I was scared awoken. I know that in the world there is no magic pen. Only when I work hard can I write beautiful characters.
一个有趣的梦
昨晚,我做了一个有趣的梦。在梦里,我意外地得到一个魔术笔,我可以写出漂亮的'汉字。然后我参加了一个书法比赛。
在笔的帮助下我获得了第一名。我很快就出名了,很多人都向我求字。我感到非常自豪。但当我拿起魔笔,写下一个字时,我发现它很丑陋。
魔笔不再有魔力。我被吓出了一身冷汗。看到这种情况,人们明白发生了什么事。他们都嘲笑我,说我是个骗子。我想找个地方躲,但找不到任何地方。
然后我就被吓醒了。我知道世界上没有魔笔。只有当我努力学习,我能写出漂亮的字。
大家好,我叫余秋艳,今年9岁了,我读北碚区梨园小学,我的爱好是跳舞、唱歌、画画……,我有一次在班上考了95我非常高兴,我的同学就说:“有什么了不起,我还每一天考第一呢?”我就说:“哦,你每次都考全年级第一,”我就让我的同学来考一考全年级第一名,我知道我的同学是说的她每一次都考我们班第一名,我就说他媒一次考全年级第一名,我看见我的同学在考试的时候很认真,考试的成绩出来了,我的同学考了全年级第十几名,我嘻嘻哈哈的笑了起来,我知道了做事要动脑筋,不要别人一说你就去做,这是不可能的事情,当然要被别人嘲笑了,看一看同学动没有动脑筋,我也有错误,因为我让我的同学考全年级第一名是骗她地,可是她还是听了我的话,这就说明我的同学还是很想考全年级第一名,可是不一定要考全年级第一名,我以后再也不会这样了。
他成绩不算好,但很会编笑话;他虽然不帅,但傻得可爱;他虽然体积笨拙,但很会演笑话……总之,他在哪里,哪里就会有笑声。哈!他就是笑话大王兼我的同桌——余常青。
他有一头乌黑的头发,浓浓的刀眉,小得像一条缝一样的眼睛。他的鼻子很不听话,时不时淌下一条“青龙”。别看他肥头大耳别人不敢欺负她,可他有一个致命的缺点——别人挠他肚子他就会痒痒。
他可是我们班公认的笑话大王。有一天中午,他在洒水时不小心把水全部洒到我的作业本上了。我很生气,他好像想问我题目,但我可不会轻易告诉他。于是他讲起了第一个笑话:“一只蛋掉到河里去了,他叫什么蛋?核(河)蛋!一只蛋特别倒霉,他叫什么蛋?导(倒)蛋!有只蛋在松花江里游泳,它叫什么蛋?松花蛋!旁边人都笑了,可我不能便宜他,所以尽量忍着不笑。他见我没笑,又讲起了第二个笑话:“一天,地理老师带了一个地球仪来上课,校长也来听课。老师问小明:今天教室里多了什么东西?小明答道:多了一个校长!老师连忙说:校长不是个东西!”哈哈哈!教室里笑得人仰马翻,而我捧腹大笑,自己差点被口水噎死!
他真是一个幽默的人,是一个名副其实的笑话大王!
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