搞笑作文英语版范文(通用3篇)

搞笑作文英语版范文 第1篇

On the first flight, Mr. Johnson had never been on a plane before. He had read many books about air crash.

So one day, when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about whether he could accept it. However, his friend convinced him that the plane was very safe, so Mr.

Johnson boarded the plane driven by his friend Mr. a heard that the most dangerous part of the plane was taking off and landing. He was very afraid.

After a minute or two, he closed his eyes. He opened his eyes again, looked out of the window, and said to his friend, _look at the people below. They look like ants, aren't they?_ those are ants, _his friend replied,_ we're still on the ground.

中文翻译：

第一次飞行约翰逊先生以前从来没有坐过飞机，他读过很多关于空难的书，所以有一天，当一个朋友提出要带他去他自己的小飞机上兜风时，约翰逊先生非常担心最终能否接受，然而，他的朋友说服他说飞机非常安全，于是约翰逊先生登上了他朋友开的飞机约翰逊先生听说飞机最危险的部分是起飞和降落，他非常害怕，一两分钟后闭上了眼睛，他再次睁开眼睛，向窗外望去，对他的朋友说：，“看看下面那些人，他们看起来像蚂蚁一样小，不是吗”“那些是蚂蚁，”他的朋友回答说，“我们还在地上”。

搞笑作文英语版范文 第2篇

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital. His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, _I think he's very ill._ I'm afraid he's dead When the doctor heard this, he shook his head and said, _I'm not dead, I'm still alive._ _be quiet.

His wife said,_ the doctor knows better than you. _:_,: _:_ business is very crowded, men want to get on the bus, but no one gives way to him. __ Hey, let me in.

_The man yelled,_ it's too crowded. You'd better take a bus, _a passenger said to him,_ but you You can't go with omey, _the man said._ one day, a father and his little son came home at this age. The boy was very interested in all kinds of things, and now he always asked questions.

He asked what the word _drunk_ means, Dad. __ well, my son, _his father replied,_ look, there are two policemen standing, if I take these two policemen Look at four, and I'm drunk. _But, Dad, the little boy said,_ there's only one cop.

_ The hostess apologized to her uninvited guest, for she had served an apple sauce and had no cheese. The little boy left the room quietly and came back with a piece of cheese on the guest's plate. The guest laughed, put the cheese in his mouth and said, _your eyes must be better than your mother, son.

Where did you find the cheese?_ _On the cane, sir,_ the boy replied.

中文翻译：

一名男子在街上被出租车撞倒，他被带到医院，他的妻子站在他床边，对医生说：“我想他病得很重”“恐怕他已经死了。”医生听到这话，他动了摇头说：“我没死，我还活着”“安静点，妻子说：“医生比你更清楚”：“：”，：“：”“生意很拥挤，男人想上车，但没人让路给他”“嘿，让我上车吧”那人喊道，“太拥挤了，你最好坐下一班公共汽车，”一位乘客对他说，“但你不能和欧梅一起去，”那人说，“有一天，一位父亲和他的小儿子在这个年纪回家，这个男孩对各种事情都很感兴趣，现在总是问问题，他问：“醉”这个词是什么意思，爸爸”“好吧，我的儿子，”他的父亲回答说，“看，有两个警察站着，如果我把这两个警察看成四个，那我就醉了”“但是，爸爸，小男孩说：“只有一个警察。”女主人向她的不速之客道了歉，因为她端了一份苹果酱，没有奶酪。

家里的小男孩安静地离开房间，拿着一块奶酪回来，放在客人的盘子上。客人笑了，把奶酪放进他嘴里，然后说：“你的眼睛一定比你妈妈好，孩子，你在哪里找到奶酪的？”“在藤条上，先生，”男孩回答说。

搞笑作文英语版范文 第3篇

One sunny morning, a girl working in an IT company was absorbed in her work. When she stood up, she did not notice that the skirt was caught in the drawer. She heard the hissing sound and found that the skirt was torn.

Her colleagues all turned to look at her. The embarrassed girl had to pick up the magazine and mend the torn part, but her colleagues all laughed and saw the oversized cover of the magazine Her colleagues laughed again because this time, the girl who read the virus on the cover fainted and then robbed a hardware magazine. Unfortunately, the cover was a new USB hard disk with the title of instant plug-in.

Half awake, she still remembered that she covered the door with a fourth magazine as soon as she woke up She looked up at the cover of the magazine. It was a shopping guide who cut the banner. She fainted again.

中文翻译：

一个阳光明媚的早晨，一个在IT公司工作的女孩全神贯注地工作，她站起来时没有注意到裙子被抽屉夹住了，她听到嘶嘶的声音，发现裙子被撕破了，同事们都转过身来看着她，尴尬的女孩只好拿起杂志把撕破的部分补上但她的同事们都笑了，看到杂志封面的超大容量让用户同时把女孩换成了另一本杂志，这是为了防病毒软件，她的同事们又笑了，因为这一次，封面读到病毒的女孩晕倒了，然后抢走了一本硬件杂志，但不幸的是封面是一个新的USB硬盘，标题是即时插件半清醒，她还记得一醒来就用第四本杂志遮住身上的关键部位，她抬起头看了看杂志的封面是一个剪掉横幅的导购员她又晕了过去。